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noorman

#1481
10/04/2010 | 23:39 uur
well done! ;D
"Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety" - Proverbs 11 verse 14

-KMA -back as soon as possible-

Lex

#1480
10/04/2010 | 22:43 uur


BBQ RULES:

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh
your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity ..
When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.

(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.

(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:

(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat

Important again:

(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...

(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.

(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.

(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ' her night off ' and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women!


Met dank aan Pim in Virginia

Helo

#1479
10/04/2010 | 22:32 uur
Citaat van: noorman op 10/04/2010 | 22:20 uur
nou - sterkte met het bijvullen. :P


Bijvullen hoeft niet.

Maar drink niet teveel, je merkt het anders morgen ochtend wel weer. ;D

noorman

#1478
10/04/2010 | 22:29 uur
zo snel gaan ze er bij mij in ieder geval niet in :P
"Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety" - Proverbs 11 verse 14

-KMA -back as soon as possible-

noorman

#1476
10/04/2010 | 22:23 uur
Ha - jij ok al?
proost! op de gezondheid;)
"Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety" - Proverbs 11 verse 14

-KMA -back as soon as possible-

KapiteinRob

#1475
10/04/2010 | 22:21 uur
Snurk ze Helo! Ik trek er nog eentje open....... 8)

noorman

#1474
10/04/2010 | 22:20 uur
nou - sterkte met het bijvullen. :P
"Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety" - Proverbs 11 verse 14

-KMA -back as soon as possible-

Helo

#1473
10/04/2010 | 22:14 uur
Over slapen gesproken, moet mijn waterbed nog opmaken. Dus ik ga even snel aan de slag.
Welterusten allemaal .....alvast.  :sleep:

noorman

#1472
10/04/2010 | 09:21 uur
ja - idd
gewoon toegeven - ik geef je helemaal gelijk.
ik lag op rozen vannacht.
"Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety" - Proverbs 11 verse 14

-KMA -back as soon as possible-

KapiteinRob

#1471
10/04/2010 | 01:26 uur
Nu al pitten? Watje...... 8)

noorman

#1470
10/04/2010 | 01:24 uur
Citaat van: Piranha op 08/04/2010 | 15:38 uur
Hahaha ... en andersom? Geen last van middagdip?

Leuk, zo'n onzintopic.

Citaat van: noorman op 08/04/2010 | 10:15 uur
's avonds een vent 's ochtends een vent :angel:

we gaan het zien vandaag;) - ik ga nu pitten!
"Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety" - Proverbs 11 verse 14

-KMA -back as soon as possible-

Piranha

#1469
08/04/2010 | 15:38 uur
Hahaha ... en andersom? Geen last van middagdip?

Leuk, zo'n onzintopic.

Citaat van: noorman op 08/04/2010 | 10:15 uur
's avonds een vent 's ochtends een vent :angel:
Piranha, een vriendelijk visje met echte tandjes

noorman

#1468
08/04/2010 | 10:15 uur
's avonds een vent 's ochtends een vent :angel:
"Where no counsel is, the people fall, but in the multitude of counselors there is safety" - Proverbs 11 verse 14

-KMA -back as soon as possible-

KapiteinRob

#1467
08/04/2010 | 00:25 uur
Whoeaaaaaa, moeten de forumkindertjes zo langzamerhand niet naar bed?  :P

De sergeant-majoor waakt wel over u......  8)
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